Bar joke

A horse walks into a bar. and the- y'know- it's a joke. the horse is allowed in the bar so that's fine. so, this horse, he walks into the bar. he- i- uh- it doesn't matter that it's a boy horse it could be a girl horse or whatever. um, not important to the joke. so, the- the horse, he walks into the bar and- and- y'know, he walks up to the- the barkeep. there's- there's- y'know, the guy behind the counter. it's an old timey saloon type bar, um. y'know wild west sort of- sort of thing. so- so, the horse, he walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep. um, and he says— uh, because it's a talking horse. it's- it's- a- the horse can talk. it's very important to the uh- the joke that the horse can talk. so, this talking horse, again, important. very important it's a talking horse. the- the talking horse walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep and- and- and he says— well- well- well- well, before he says anything to the barkeep, he puts- he takes his hoof and he puts it up onto the bar. um, and- and- oh wait- wait- wait- wait, no- no, the horse- the horse isn't- the horse has a bloody hoof. the- the- the horse's hoof is bloody, it's very important to the joke. um, that the- the horse has a bloody hoof. so, this horse, he's walking with his bloody hoof and he walks into the bar, and he puts his- his bloody hoof up onto the bar and that's really not very sanitary, is it? it's fine, it's a joke. um, and- and- oh- well, also, the- the horse because, y'know his- his hoof is- is bloody and it's injured he's- he's limping. he's not walking. it's a limping, talking horse. very- very important, bloody hoof. walking- uh- limping- limping horse. um, and the horse can talk. okay. so, the- the horse, he walks into the bar- limps into the bar, the- the horse limps into the bar. um, and- and- uh- he walks- limps- limps- limping horse, bloodied hoof. uh, the- the- the horse limps up to the bar and- and he puts his hoof up onto the bar. uh, it's bleeding, again. the limping horse. lemme try that again. uh, the- the horse limps into the bar and the horse limps- limps up to the barkeep, so- and- and- again, remember the horse can talk because it's a joke. um, it's very important. um, so the horse walks into a bar- limps into the bar, the horse walk— horse limps into the bar. uh, and- and the horse walks- limps- limps up to the barkeep. um, and- and he- he puts his- his hoof up onto the bar- his bloody hoof up onto the bar. and he says to the bartender, "i'm lookin' fer' the man that shot my pa'."
oh- wait, no, it was a dog! oh- okay, so- so, this- this dog walks into the bar. um, dog- talking dog- the dog can talk. it's very important that the dog can talk. and it's a dog it's not a horse. that's- the- kind of- y'know, it's really important to the joke. uh, so the dog walks into the bar and he walks up to the- limps- limping- limping dog, the- the dog has a bloody hoof. uh, that's silly, dog- dogs don't have hooves. it's not a horse, it's a dog and he's got a bloody paw. um, and- and- and- and- and the dog, he walks into the bar and he- he walks- limps- the dog limps into the bar. and the dog limps up to the barkeep and- and the- the talking dog because again he can still talk and it- it still doesn't matter that it's a boy dog, girl dog, or whatever. um, none of that matters, but it does matter that the dog can talk, the dogs allowed in the bar, uh- and- and- and- and he's got a bloody paw. um, so he- he walks into the bar- limps- the dog limps into the bar, uh- and- and the dog limps up to the barkeep and he puts his paw- his- his bloody paw up onto the bar and he says to the bartender, "i'm lookin' fer' the man that shot my paw."

Where were you when club penguin die?
apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen't

where were you when club pengin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"club pengin is kil"

"no"